it's about my daily life!

Minat dalam bidang PERTAHANAN?

Bantu skuad negara dalam membanteras jenayah.

Syarat-syarat:
1. Bumiputra dan bukan bumiputra
2. Tidak Rabun Warna
3. Kelayakan Minimum SPM
4. Berumur diantara 18-30 tahun

Kelebihan:
1. Kerja di bawah kerajaan
2. Gaji pokok : RM1800
3. Elaun bulanan (Cola) : RM300
4. Elaun penginapan RM300
5. Uniform: RM450
6. Dobi RM200
7. Percuma kursus mempertahankan diri
8. Kenaikan pangkat secara lantikan dari ketua unit jawatan dan mengambil ujian khas

Sekiranya berminat sila hadir pada sesi temuduga dan dikehendaki membawa kad pengenalan diri serta gambar berukuran passport pada 30 Mei 2009 di Jabatan Pertahanan Awam.

Bagi yang berkelayakan uniform akan diberikan 3 pasang setiap seorang dan kelengkapan lain (lengkap) serta perlu melaporkan diri 60 hari dari surat tawaran jawatan.


LAMPIRAN SILA KE BAWAH.








Jawatan:
1. Power Rangers
2. Kamen Riders
3. Ultraman
4. Sailormoon (wanita shj)
5.SURIA PERKASA HITAM (Cawangan Jepun)

Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Step1
The physical preparation for a kiss is basic common sense. Take care of your lips. Keep your lips smooth and moist by making periodic lip balm application a part of your daily routine. There are many types and flavors of lip gloss, lip balm and lipstick available. Try a few, and then incorporate the most pleasing into your grooming routine. Don't apply immediately prior to kissing. Nobody likes slimy, wet lips.
Step2
Fresh breath is essential. Even the thought of bad breath can end a kiss before it starts. In addition to proper oral hygiene, breath mints give you confidence that your breath is sweet. Breath sprays and chewing gum may give an unwanted reaction, however.
Step3
Take the time to explore different techniques with your partner. Don't be afraid to talk about your likes and dislikes. Vary the tongue action, tempo, and intensity. Use various frictions and rhythms to see what you both like. Then practice some more.
Step4
At the moment of the first kiss, be open to read your partner's non-verbal communication. Your partner will tell you when the time is right. A kiss can be the ultimate communication between two people. It is tender, passionate, sexual, loving, bonding and freeing. Most of all... it is shared.
Step5
Just relax and loosen up, and land that first big wet one. Now, go with the flow!

HOW GIRLS FLIRT:

1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible


HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1. He stares at you alot.
2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You were invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)

Now make a wish...Now make a wish...

One day, an Ang Moh from USAarrived at KLIAAirport.
After he checked out from the customs,
he f elt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.

When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet,
the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA
they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.

The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay),
but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do
it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand
English.

The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him,
so he stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay),
and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"

He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck
them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.

Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help,
"TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!"
The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."

BanG oR aYanG sALaH??
Current mood: bouncy


.:: Memula skali ayang anto kat abang?

.:: Dear abang,
.:: Ayang nak mintak kebenaran abang untuk bawa anak-anak balik ke kampung. abang tak perlu hantar ayang sebab ayang mampu untuk bawa anak-anak ke kampung musim cuti sekolah ni dengan bas.. abang jagalah diri abang dan kereta abang baik-baik... cuma ada perkara yang ingin ayang luahkan disini... kereta baru abang tu mahal.. harga mencecah 100k barangkali.. sebab tu abang sayangkan kereta abang lebih dari ayang.. sampaikan abang dah terlena dalam kereta abang tu sejak abang beli 3 bulan yang lalu dah masuk 3 malam... abang sayangkan kereta abang lebih dari ayang, nak tau ngape?

.:: Harga kereta abang tu lebih mahal dari wang hantaran yang ayah ayang letakan masa kita kahwin dulu.. cuba hantaran ayang lebih mahal dari harga kereta abang?

.:: Tiap-tiap pagi abang mesti gosok kereta abang, nak nampak berkilat..tapi ayang nak dapat kiss g.morning pun susah

.:: Sejak beli kereta tu, sebulan sekali macam-macam aksesori abang beli kat kereta, ayang nak dapat hadiah besday setahun sekali pun susah..

.:: Kereta sebulan sekali abang servis, abang kata kena jaga maintainance...ayang nak dapat pi salon setahun sekali pun susah..

.:: Kereta abang make up lawa-lawa.. tapi kalau ayang make up lawa-lawa abang kata ayang tak sedar diri kereta abang bagi makan minyak mahal-mahal cecah 100 setin pun ada, ayang nak makan pizza sekeping jer masa mengidam anak kedua kita abang kata ayang mengada-ngada.

.:: Kereta abang kalau anak-anak sentuh sikit bodynya abang marah anak macam nak makan, ayang jatuh longkang besar boleh abang gelak

.:: Paling menyedihkan.. ayang tanya ngape tidur dalam kereta? abang jawab takut orang curi kereta abang.. kalau ayang kena curi??

.:: Ayang nak balik kampung dulu.. anak-anak nak jumpa atuk dengan nenek depa.. tak nak naik kereta abang takut calar.. ayang calar takpe.. jaga diri elok-elok, sarapan ayang dah sediakan.
Cerita ni Tak abis..nnt aku sambung lagik
:P